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Condoms [Prince of Tennis, Tezuka/Fuji]
Jul. 10th, 2007 06:31 pmAgain, inspired by some themes posted over at the ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
tezukafuji comm.
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tezuka, fuji, "condoms"; 209 words.
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-and in a spurt of comedic genius in terms of timing, it's as Tezuka walks into the locker room to discover his team engaged in pinging elastic bands at one another that one ricochets off of Momo's head and straight at Tezuka's cheek, stabbing like a tiny, personal slap. When it falls into his open palm, he looks down and realises it isn't elastic bands they're catapulting after all.
"I'm sure you'll be very disappointed to know that your student council meeting caused you to miss sex education, Tezuka," Fuji says, leaning back where he sits and smiling in satisfaction as out the corner of his eye he watches Momo rubbing the side the spot just behind his ear.
Eight pairs of eyes are on him as he glances back down at the offending object in hand and wonders how dignified he can make wrinkling his nose and throwing it as hard and as far as possible. The thought is fleeting.
He takes steps until he is in front of Fuji, offers out his hand and downturns it so that the condom falls into Fuji's hand.
"Be more careful next time," he says, delighting Fuji with his innuendo.
"I do believe that that was the entire point," he replies.
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tezukafuji comm. -
tezuka, fuji, "condoms"; 209 words.
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-and in a spurt of comedic genius in terms of timing, it's as Tezuka walks into the locker room to discover his team engaged in pinging elastic bands at one another that one ricochets off of Momo's head and straight at Tezuka's cheek, stabbing like a tiny, personal slap. When it falls into his open palm, he looks down and realises it isn't elastic bands they're catapulting after all.
"I'm sure you'll be very disappointed to know that your student council meeting caused you to miss sex education, Tezuka," Fuji says, leaning back where he sits and smiling in satisfaction as out the corner of his eye he watches Momo rubbing the side the spot just behind his ear.
Eight pairs of eyes are on him as he glances back down at the offending object in hand and wonders how dignified he can make wrinkling his nose and throwing it as hard and as far as possible. The thought is fleeting.
He takes steps until he is in front of Fuji, offers out his hand and downturns it so that the condom falls into Fuji's hand.
"Be more careful next time," he says, delighting Fuji with his innuendo.
"I do believe that that was the entire point," he replies.
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