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imaginedyou) wrote2010-09-07 09:58 am
imaginedyou) wrote2010-09-07 09:58 am
Rikkai Movie Night [POT gen, prompt from Noey]
title: Rikkai Movie Night
character(s)/pairing(s): Rikkai ensemble.
genre: gen, crack? XD
wordcount: 644
notes/summary: You would think Yukimura's DVD collection compatible with Rikkai Move Night...
prompt: From Noey: Rikkai; movie.
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"Wimbledon."
"No."
"Match Point?"
"No."
"Tennis, Anyone?"
"No!" The whole team shouts back at Yukimura this time and he grins a little sheepishly as he puts the DVDs back down again.
"Seriously, Sanada-fukubuchou, can't you make him stop? We're not at practice right now!" Kirihara's whining is so annoying that Sanada forgets to punish him for daring to order his own vice-captain around. If he was going to do what Kirihara suggests anyway it definitely doesn't count.
"Can't we just watch some porn?" Niou asks, and Sanada just about throws his hands up in despair.
"I think I'd rather watch a film about tennis," Jackal murmurs. The thought of just what DVDs might be lurking in Niou's rucksack is not appealing; it's Niou after all, there are probably sex robots and tentacles involved. It's more than probable.
"Thanks Niou," Yukimura smiles, and Jackal quickly takes it back. As soon as Yukimura thinks you're on his side you're doomed. Most of the time the films aren't even subtitled or dubbed and the team have to sit through hours of English dialogue they can't even follow. Yanagi even asked Yukimura once what the plot of one of the films was and he admitted that not only did he not know, he didn't particularly care. He does enjoy pulling to pieces the inaccuracies of their tennis however, sitting and making spiteful comments gleefully.
"What else does Yukimura-buchou have?" Marui asks hopefully. He has popcorn, chocolate, nachos and cake just waiting for him to dig in and they are all sitting being neglected. Marui at least manages to hold off long enough for the opening credits to start rolling before it's grab or go hungry.
"Live recordings of every Grand Slam event going back five years," Yanagi replies. "And every minor Japanese and Asian tournament, too."
"...That is not weird," Yukimura says defensively when the whole team turns their eyes on him with blank stares.
"Buchou, do you ever do anything but tennis?" Kirihara asks, and everybody else tenses and begins to pray silently. It might be okay; Kirihara is young and naive and Yukimura will take that into account when he punishes him for asking such a senseless question.
"-I'll bet he does porn!" Niou says, pulling a DVD out of his bag and waving it around.
"Niou, enough," Sanada says roughly, snatching the DVD out of his hands and willing himself not to look directly at it. The last thing he needs is to give Niou and Kirihara an eye-full of a blush that they will tease him about for weeks afterwards.
"I really should have thought to ascertain the limitations of Seiichi's viewing collection before we chose his house for this venture," Yanagi says thoughtfully. "But it was honestly quite probable that he had at least one DVD that wasn't tennis-related."
"What about the rest of your family?" Yagyuu asks. "Surely your parents have a collection of DVDs we could browse."
"You decide," Yukimura says, waving Yanagi and Yagyuu away to browse the family DVDs. He sprawls across his bed and picks up a tennis magazine to browse through. Marui can't take it anymore, he reaches for the popcorn and catches Kirihara with his grubby little fingers closing around the packet. Marui smacks his hand away and then dives into the popcorn - going into his stomach is a much better fate for it than landing in Kirihara's.
"You know," Sanada says, sitting on the edge of Yukimura's bed and wringing his hands together, "if you want we can leave you out of this next time..."
"Why?" Yukimura asks, peering over the top of his magazine. "Don't you think this is fun?" He smiles, glancing over at Marui and Kirihara wrestling like puppies on the floor, and poor Jackal with his hands over his eyes as Niou tries to lure him into the world of girl-on-girl zombie porn.
"I'm having a great time."
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character(s)/pairing(s): Rikkai ensemble.
genre: gen, crack? XD
wordcount: 644
notes/summary: You would think Yukimura's DVD collection compatible with Rikkai Move Night...
prompt: From Noey: Rikkai; movie.
-
"Wimbledon."
"No."
"Match Point?"
"No."
"Tennis, Anyone?"
"No!" The whole team shouts back at Yukimura this time and he grins a little sheepishly as he puts the DVDs back down again.
"Seriously, Sanada-fukubuchou, can't you make him stop? We're not at practice right now!" Kirihara's whining is so annoying that Sanada forgets to punish him for daring to order his own vice-captain around. If he was going to do what Kirihara suggests anyway it definitely doesn't count.
"Can't we just watch some porn?" Niou asks, and Sanada just about throws his hands up in despair.
"I think I'd rather watch a film about tennis," Jackal murmurs. The thought of just what DVDs might be lurking in Niou's rucksack is not appealing; it's Niou after all, there are probably sex robots and tentacles involved. It's more than probable.
"Thanks Niou," Yukimura smiles, and Jackal quickly takes it back. As soon as Yukimura thinks you're on his side you're doomed. Most of the time the films aren't even subtitled or dubbed and the team have to sit through hours of English dialogue they can't even follow. Yanagi even asked Yukimura once what the plot of one of the films was and he admitted that not only did he not know, he didn't particularly care. He does enjoy pulling to pieces the inaccuracies of their tennis however, sitting and making spiteful comments gleefully.
"What else does Yukimura-buchou have?" Marui asks hopefully. He has popcorn, chocolate, nachos and cake just waiting for him to dig in and they are all sitting being neglected. Marui at least manages to hold off long enough for the opening credits to start rolling before it's grab or go hungry.
"Live recordings of every Grand Slam event going back five years," Yanagi replies. "And every minor Japanese and Asian tournament, too."
"...That is not weird," Yukimura says defensively when the whole team turns their eyes on him with blank stares.
"Buchou, do you ever do anything but tennis?" Kirihara asks, and everybody else tenses and begins to pray silently. It might be okay; Kirihara is young and naive and Yukimura will take that into account when he punishes him for asking such a senseless question.
"-I'll bet he does porn!" Niou says, pulling a DVD out of his bag and waving it around.
"Niou, enough," Sanada says roughly, snatching the DVD out of his hands and willing himself not to look directly at it. The last thing he needs is to give Niou and Kirihara an eye-full of a blush that they will tease him about for weeks afterwards.
"I really should have thought to ascertain the limitations of Seiichi's viewing collection before we chose his house for this venture," Yanagi says thoughtfully. "But it was honestly quite probable that he had at least one DVD that wasn't tennis-related."
"What about the rest of your family?" Yagyuu asks. "Surely your parents have a collection of DVDs we could browse."
"You decide," Yukimura says, waving Yanagi and Yagyuu away to browse the family DVDs. He sprawls across his bed and picks up a tennis magazine to browse through. Marui can't take it anymore, he reaches for the popcorn and catches Kirihara with his grubby little fingers closing around the packet. Marui smacks his hand away and then dives into the popcorn - going into his stomach is a much better fate for it than landing in Kirihara's.
"You know," Sanada says, sitting on the edge of Yukimura's bed and wringing his hands together, "if you want we can leave you out of this next time..."
"Why?" Yukimura asks, peering over the top of his magazine. "Don't you think this is fun?" He smiles, glancing over at Marui and Kirihara wrestling like puppies on the floor, and poor Jackal with his hands over his eyes as Niou tries to lure him into the world of girl-on-girl zombie porn.
"I'm having a great time."
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...And sometimes he strips-COUGH, WHAT?
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And why don't we have stripper!Yuki fic?Your head must be a fun place ;)
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...Who else would be involved? :XI love the troika :x
xDD
He should totally strip for like, Sanada. Or Yanagi. Or both?Re: I love the troika :x
(I just wrapped my head around the phrase, "he should strip for-" and that was it. Brain fried. Brain soup. Brain mush.)
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*revives* Think of Yukimura stripping out of a kimono -
okay, no -
try girl!Yuki...
errr, no -
I know!!!
Think of the icky clubroom, smelling of teenage boys and those awful showers! That'll revive you!
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*whines pathetically*
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Okay, there's no arguing with that.
However, it doesn't make for a very stripper-like atmosphere? (Unless it's a clubroom like Hyoutei's xD)
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Phew, excuse me while I now go off and consider THAT idea XD
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(Or in AU possibility - one of them goes to Hyoutei?)
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Um.
Yeah.
*is now ded*
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And that's so hot I'm happy to leave it right there.
(Seriously, that universe is too neglected!)
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*goes back to writing details for her mfia!verse*Re: I love the troika :x
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